Pornonymous: Kristina Rose

Very few porn personalities, if any, named themselves according to the formula of Childhood Street/Childhood Pet. After all, that would leave me with Bogue Chitto Loop Fur-based Bitch. Instead, like the delicious Kristina Rose, every pornonym has a unique story.

Porn director Eli Cross took his name from Peter O'Toole's character in "The Stuntman." Dana Dearmond—surprise!—uses her own name (tolerant family). But Kristina Rose, according to the Twitter exchange that got us thinking, took her name from two equally juicy brunettes.

hi sexy kristina. Anyone ever tell you that you look like rose mcgowan?

said @NixSD, who seems to have created his Twitter acount to follow pornstars

That's how I got the "Rose" ;P

@kristinarosexxx replied. I don't know what ";P" means.

OK, so how did you get the "Kristina"?

@gramponante (easier to say, but just barely, than @BogueChittoLoopFur-basedBitch) asked

Christina Ricci but I had to make it porny with a "K"

Rose replied.

So, while I think "Reachy McGowan" would have been a bolder choice, now I know why I want to give Kristina Rose a Black Snake Jawbreaker every time I see her.

· Kristina Rose on Twitter (twitter.com)