Post-Coital Crime Talk Is The Best

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Anybody can say sexy things involving genitals and chocolate sauce or whatever, but it takes a real freak to eroticize the last week you spent in jury duty. Ooh yeah, tell us about your reasonable doubt. (Also: boobs!)

This is why we love foreign television. There's absolutely no way American programming will let us see simulated oral sex and adults drinking tequila from tiny bottles and hear about serious crime drama in the same scene. Guess this country is too prudish to admit that everything makes people horny.

· "Rake" (2010 TV Series) (imdb.com)
· Clip via Johnny Moronic TV (johnnymoronic.com)