Nicole Ray Shouldn’t Look So Surprised

On the boxcover of "Race Relations 1," Nicole Ray suggests that she didn't know what she had coming. I suppose we can cut her some slack since it's reverse cowgirl...

The fact that this title is "Race Relations 1," however, makes me think that producers Blacks On Blondes didn't think one slim volume would be enough to ease the racial tension that continue to plague our nation, or that one slim, coltish cheerleader Nicole Ray couldn't do it either.

But you have to (hand) it to her: she's trying awful goddamn hard.

"I feel like this isn't a blowjob," she says to her mostly incoherent scene partner (you'd be incoherent too), "it's a challenge."

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