OMG! There Are Boobs In The Onion! [UPDATED]

Living up to its reputation as America's Finest News Source, The Onion's shown that it's not afraid of a little toplessness—and is more than happy to illustrate a story about a naked woman with (gasp!) a naked woman.

Is this the first instance of nudity in the stalwart source of fake news? Well, it's the first that we've ever heard of. But if it is, perhaps, the beginning of a trend, it's one that we're more than happy to support.

UPDATE: We stand corrected, there have been boobs (and bush!) in The Onion before.

Reached for comment on the issue, Onion editor John Krewson informed us that, "There was less than no debate about it. I think we just all agreed that they were Chekovian-gun boobs, which once mentioned in the first headline had to appear."

We always knew there was a reason we liked The Onion.

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