Porn For Straight Girls: And Now, Something Completely Different

I'm so excited about the response to last week's column. Thanks for all your comments! I'm just one little straight girl, so it's invaluable to me to learn what other women like and want to see in porn.

This week, I picked a film that's a lot different from "Evil Anal 11." It's actually got some of the elements that tend to result in bad porn, but the sex is so great it doesn't matter. "My Mother's Best Friend 2," from Sweet Sinner, is admittedly like a really bad soap opera. James Deen's "mother," Zoey Holloway, is having an affair with Nyomi Banxxx's husband, Mr. Marcus. James and Nyomi have an affair of their own, despite the fact that James has a girlfriend (Tiffany Tyler), and then Zoey and Nyomi have a "confrontation," which, true to bad porn storylines everywhere, ends in a lesbian pseudo-hate fuck.

But hear me out! James Deen is super hot. I know you all agree, because several of you asked me to pick one of his films in your comments last week. He is my Number One pornstar crush object, and I will watch anything he is in, even the "Seinfeld" parodies, because he is beautiful and usually funny and entertaining. In "My Mother's Best Friend 2," he's characteristically fantastic and he gets two scenes to Mr. Marcus's one.

In the first, he talks his girlfriend into skipping the study session and having sex instead. It's actually kind of sweet as he eats her out and tells her how beautiful she is and begs her to come for him, and even Tiffany Tyler looks genuinely shocked at how insistent he is on her pleasure.

In his second scene, what begins as an effort to comfort Nyomi Banxx for her husband's infidelity turns into a wildly enthusiastic fuck, and they communicate surprisingly well with one another. James constantly asks her what she wants, and tells her how sexy she is, and rather than ignore him in favor of more wailing (though she does plenty of that), Nyomi gets into it, asking for more and telling him exactly how to spank her. There's even a little bit of post-sex cuddling and lots of making out in both scenes, if you're into that.

So, that's mostly why I like this movie. But we also get some girl-on-girl action between Nyomi and Zoey, which is a nice bonus, and the scene between Zoey and Mr. Marcus isn't bad (he's also pretty hot). Nica Noelle, who directed "My Mother's Best Friend 2," got her start as a girl-on-girl director, which may be why I like her girl-guy sex scenes so much.

In my to-be-watched stash, I've got another one of her films, "The Doctor 2," which stars Manuel Ferrara from "Evil Anal 11." I'm looking forward to more sex scenes like the ones in "My Mother's Best Friend 2." Plus, I'm so down with doctor porn. And if you're looking for more stuff along the lines of "My Mother's Best Friend 2," Nica Noelle did "My Mother's Best Friend" (no "2"), which starred the also-pretty-hot Johnny Castle, in case you like to watch porn in chronological order or something.

What do you all think? Is really good sex and a hot male star enough to outweigh the soap opera storyline (and soundtrack, it must be said)? Or are those things just dealbreakers for most of you? Tell me, tell me! I look to your guidance as I continue to search for straight girl-friendly fucking.

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