Sources: Porn “Tron” To Be Better Than Original “Tron”

Disney's 80's-era "Tron," like home rocketry and crazy girlfriends, was so much better, let's face it, in theory than execution. As always, pornography seeks to rectify that.

Co-directed by Sam "Sex Files" Hain and Canadian parodeur Lee Roy Myers, the porn "Tron" mixes both the original and this year's remake, suggesting that in the vector-based world beyond Flynn's arcade, sex happens.

"Jeff Bridges' ex in the first one was Cindy Morgan," said Myers. "She was so hot, yet despite being a Playboy model, didn't take her clothes off. But we've got Lexi Belle."

"And Lexi Belle does sex, rather than the tease we got from Morgan?" we asked.

"Oh yes," Myers said, mopping his brow, "she does the sex."

Also doing the sex are Andy San Dimas, Diamond Foxxx, April O'Neil, and Zoe Voss.

But wouldn't a facial popshot get lost amongst those x-y axes?

"Diamond Foxxx is really good at catching them," said Myers.

[At left: Zoe Voss]

· Lee Roy Myers (twitter.com)
· Photos by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)

Anthony Rosano and Tommy Pistol
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Tommy Pistol and Diamond Foxx
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Anthony Rosano and Zoe Voss
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Anthony Rosano and Zoe Voss
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Anthony Rosano and Zoe Voss
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Rocco Reed, Lexi Belle and Anthony Rosano
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Anthony Rosano
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Lexi Belle and Rocco Reed
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Lexi Belle and Rocco Reed
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Brian Street Team and Andy San Dimas
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Brian Street Team and Andy San Dimas
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