“Sailor Moon XXX”: Hairpie For The Roundeye

In the porn version of cutesy and vaguely-disturbing Japanimation "Sailor Moon" (directed by Fleshbot hero Lee Roy Myers), producers combine magical incantations with an interactive menu, so that viewers can choose what our various planet-based heroines do to themselves.

"The Japanese version of 'Sailor Moon' is super dorky," said Asa Akira, who plays Sailor Mars, "and the American version has the girls being a little more kickass."

But Akira, whose scene partner is real-life boyfriend Rocco Reed, adds an element of fuckvag to the kickass.

"And I think everyone in this movie has actually seen 'Sailor Moon,'" said Akira, which is not true of the 10,000 other porn parodies.

Then Akira told a story about going to the Hello Kitty festival in Santa Monica with Kristina Rose and, while nothing was even slightly pornographic about this story, I could hear the cameraman shoot one in his pants.

· Lee Roy Myers (twitter.com)
· Photos by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
· Above: Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)

Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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Sailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
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