Sometimes we forget that Nina Hartley is a pornstar and not the Dean of Erotic University. (Hey, who said the two are mutually exclusive?) We're celebrating all that Nina has taught us with five of our favorite scenes.
1. Nina Hartley's Guide to Bondage Sex: Bondage porn might seem fun and easy, but it's not! And no matter how good you are tying people up (you bank robber, you), there's always more to be learned. Nina provides a solid foundation of rope-tying knowledge and etiquette, all while emphasizing the emotional connections necessary to make your bondage the best it can possibly be.
2. Nina Hartley's Guide to Female Ejaculation: While people are busy debating whether or not female ejaculation is real, Nina is busy teaching women and their partners how it can be done. Nina and Mika Tan explain the mechanics and then you get to watch Anna Mills squirt all over the place; it's like walking to a chemistry lecture on the one fun day when the professor is making everything explode and change colors and endlessly build polymer chains.
3. Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms: As Nina explains in her female ejaculation guide, squirting is not necessarily orgasming. So we felt we ought to include this guide dedicated to the pursuit of the ultimate egalitarian sex event: the simultaneous orgasm. How is it done? Well, Kayden Kross follows the ABC formula (Always Be Cumming) so she's guaranteed to have one of those orgasms sync up with Erik Everhard's. That alone is enough of a reason to watch this one.
4. Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy: Pregnant sex might not be your thing, and that's cool, but you have to respect Nina's dedication to informing people about everything. She's a registered nurse, and she intended to become a midwife, so she seriously knows what she's talking about. Not only is this a fascinating video, but the chemistry between a quite pregnant Noname Jane and Dick Danger is amazing.
5. Nina Hartley's Guide to Older Men and Younger Women Sex: Not to be confused with "Nina Hartley's Guide to Younger Men and Older Women," but we love that Nina covers all her bases. Anyway, this movie peaks when Sophie Evans confesses that she's always wanted to be the slave of an older couple, and then Nina gets Jay Strong and a choker and proceeds from there. Nina Hartley: making your sexual fantasies come true!
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Previously: More of Fleshbot's Friday Five