Why bother eating something as trivial as food off a table when you could enjoy something much more delicious? Like raw doggystyle fucking, or braised masturbation, or roasted blowjobs? Oh, you didn't replace your Thanksgiving dinner with a sex marathon?
Okay, we don't really advocate extending that metaphor very far in reality. But tables are perfect surfaces for intense sex, when your bed is too soft and low to the ground to get it going. Plus, there's the added thrill of doing it somewhere semi-public; for your roommates, that is.
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sexy girlfriend on the table (xtube.com)