Hustler Gently Welcomes Miley Cyrus To Adulthood

Miley Cyrus has been 18 for just a week, but her porn (parody) debut is all ready to go! Pretty cool, right? To celebrate the launch, Hustler's got a preview of their video for Silly Ray Cyrus's "Dingly Dangly Dong."

Which leads us to wonder: which song is more painful to listen to, "Achy Breaky Heart" or "Dingly Dangly Dong"?

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