Karl Lagerfeld Strips Down Greek Mythology

The 2011 Pirelli Calendar was shot by iconic fashion genius/crazy person Karl Lagerfeld. He made a bunch of naked babes (including Julianne Moore) look like Greek goddesses and then he called himself the "visual version of Homer." Nuff said.

Sing, muse, of the arousal gained from gazing upon these gold-flecked, helmeted, and spear-baring beauties! Karl Lagerfeld's vision causes our genitals swell and rise like the rosy-fingered dawn, and we never thought he could do something like that to us. Oh, how we love calendar season.

· Way more pictures available at Fashionising: The photos: Pirelli '11 (fashionising.com)