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It's not easy to bring a cartoon to life, and even harder to make a cartoon into parody porn, but Will Ryder and New Sensations managed to do both of these. The result is yabba dabba decent.

The Flintstones – A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Hillary Scott, Brooke Lee Adams, Anthony Rosano, Hayden Winters, Seth Gamble, Misty Stone, Rod Fontana, Dale DaBone, Peter O'Tool (non-sex)

It's a tumultuous time in the Flintstone residence—Pebbles (Hayden Winters) is eighteen and moving out, Fred (Peter O'Tool) feels older and fatter than ever, and Wilma (Hillary Scott) seems sexually frustrated—so all anyone thinks about is hot, nasty sex.

Fred spends most of his time in la-la-land, fantasizing about Wilma and Betty (Brooke Lee Adams). While showing off their new undies to each other, Betty confesses that she's always wanted Wilma, and they start to explore their primal urges. Although they get down to some slippery, steamy fun, the whole scene has the feel of lesbian experimentation without any real drive to orgasm—it's a bit of a downer.

Later, Fred's paranoia about Wilma's "old friend" (Dale DaBone) causes him to cuckold himself as he envisions Dale taking his wife like a savage on the kitchen floor. He fucks her so hard, she has to hold her wig on! As he drops a massive load on Wilma's face, Fred wakes up to find that a pterodactyl has pooped on his chin. It doesn't feel like it should be the thrilling climax of the movie, but it's a reasonably good scene.

Spoiler alert: the big joke at the end of the movie is that Fred's paranoia was completely silly because Dale DaBone is gay! Ha. Gay joke.

Rod Fontana plays Mr. Slate, who uses his power and wealth to hire secretaries he can bang, like Misty Stone. The two of them don't have much chemistry, but Misty seems to enjoy Rod's oddly conic cock as it endlessly stretches with every thrust.

Pebbles and Bam-Bam (Seth Gamble) are finally dating, but since Pebbles still lives at home, she has to sneak Bam-Bam in through her window. As they get ready for bed, Pebbles puts a record on, prompting the bird/record player to ask, "Why do they always have to listen to music during sex?" Finally, a talking animal-appliance!

Bam-Bam can't keep his hands off Pebbles, and he gets his tongue in her twat in no time. As they screw, Pebbles's body goes stiff with orgasmic tension—it means she's not very active, but she seems to enjoy herself. And we always enjoy ourselves when pornstars enjoy themselves.

Everyone in "The Flintstones: A XXX Parody" does wonderful impersonation work, but Betty and Barney (Anthony Rosano) are the best, and accordingly so, their tryst is the hottest. Betty waltzes out in skimpy leopard print garb holding a whip, and tells Barney exactly how the fucking will progress. He gladly obliges, and though the whip never actually comes into play, the rest of their scene is beautiful. As smooth, retro xylophone music plays, Barney unleashes Betty's boobs, commenting, "Say, Betty, your boobs look awfully swell in this!" with perfect Rubble pitch. The two of them never stop bantering, even when he's fucked her pussy to a bright fuchsia. After Barney jizzes on her clit and goes back for more, Betty looks up at him and says she's bisexual and wants to sleep with Wilma. He sweatily shrugs, consenting and spent.

Honestly, it's a shame the rest of the sex isn't as hot as the Rubbles' sex is, because it's a pretty good parody! The sets look great, the acting is phenomenal, and while the jokes are pretty feh, they're no more inane than any other porn parody punchlines. With slightly more steaminess, "The Flintstones: A XXX Parody" could've easily been one of the better parodies of the recent porn pantheon.

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