Porn For Straight Girls: Come Stare At Hot Boys With Me

If you're tired of watching porn in which the camera only showcases the woman's body, and you're not in the mood to watch gay guys get it on, you might want to give Straight Guys for Gay Eyes a try.

The concept is pretty straightforward: film a man and a woman having sex, but with gratuitous shots of cock and abs. It's a pay-for-play site, but if this is the kind of thing you're into, I'd say it's totally worth it. This is your chance to watch the male perfomers you have crushes on (Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, etc.) have straight sex while the camera is focused on them, rather than the girls. Or, a chance to see straight men who work in the gay industry having sex with women. Occasionally you can't even see the woman's face, just her ass and a fantastic expanse of muscle above her.

Each scene runs about thirty minutes, and everything (I watched) followed the same basic formula: gonzo-style, in a relatively bare room with a massive bed; blowjob, followed by several different positions, with some cunnilingus thrown in and a cum-shot. Occasionally there's a cursory attempt at "plot," i.e. the performers pretend that they a) actually know one another NOT professionally, or b) establish a flimsy character. This almost always falls away at the end, though, when they finish up and chat with each other or the cameraman playfully.

Do you have a crush on Andy Samberg? Great, me too, and Anthony Rosano looks kind of like Andy if he had short hair and, well, a eight-inch cock. (Not that he doesn't! I don't know! Joanna Newsom, help me out?) Anyway, Anthony's scene starts out with him playing a flamenco-y tune on his guitar. Naked. I am such a sucker for a man with a guitar. Enter a blonde girl with enormous breasts who decides to check out what he's hiding behind his instrument. Anthony is very verbal, which I love, and everything he says is super appreciative and hot. Even as the girl is blowing him, he's busy telling her he needs to taste her pussy.

Another thing that always gets me (wet, off, you name it)? British freaking accents. Holy shit. I could listen to Danny Mountain say sexy, dirty things all day long and never even have to look at his face. Luckily, he's also absolutely hot, and tall, and built. He's basically the antithesis of the James Deen skinny-hipster look, but who says you have to have a single type? Danny's scene begins mid-makeout, and halts for a moment so they can catch up on where he's from (London) and she's from (California.) Then there is stripping, and can I just say that white boxer briefs really accentuate Danny's cock?

My one complaint is that Danny isn't as verbal as Anthony, and with the accent that's a total waste. It's fine that even when he says, "Yesssss," it's sexy, but come on! You've got it, flaunt it. It's okay, though. He gets sticky and sweaty and he has a giant cross tattooed on his back, so I guess I can forgive the lack of chatter.

I love this site. Seriously, when I first heard about it I wasn't too excited, because I actually like looking at naked women. But apparently, I like looking at naked men so much more. This might seem obvious, but until Straight Guys for Gay Eyes, I hadn't really gotten the chance to realize that. In the same way that you can't look at Beyonce's back-up dancers in the "Single Ladies" video because her thighs are so mesmerizing, you can't look away from the rippling abdominals and massive cocks to notice the girls on this site. I don't remember what Danny Mountain's scene partner even looked like.

What do you think, readers? Is this the kind of porn you like, as straight girls? Or are you content with more traditional straight porn that focuses, visually, on the woman?

[P.S. In case you haven't heard, we'll be showing our appreciation for the men of the straight porn world at AEE in January. Is there a porn performer you swoon for? Let us know so we can send him your love!]

·"Straight Guys for Gay Eyes" (sg4ge.com)

Previously: Porn For Straight Girls Archive