Flash Me Those High Beams From Your “Natural Headlights”

We know we just posted a movie about big natural breasts earlier this week, but we had to post another. Why are we so obsessed with organic breasts? We can't help it. We're like deer frozen in headlights.

Chris Rolie presents "Natural Headlights," a study on the effects of all-natural breasts upon the male libido. Silly Chris didn't include a control group with artificially booby babes. It's not that he forgot about the scientific method, he just doesn't care for fake tits.

Far be it from us to take sides in the fake vs. real war—there are beautiful examples on either side of the fence—but it seems that the genuine gazungas have greater sway with perverts and pornstars alike. Sometimes you see a gorgeous pair flopping out, and you simply can't help but follow them.

This is exactly what happens when Veronica Sanchez decided to strip down to her iridescent coral boots. "I'll just give my tits some air," she says to herself, "they've been cooped up all day!" And then two men show up, lift her in the air, and suck on her nipples—locking them up again inside their mouths. Poor Veronica, she just can't catch a break!

Same thing happens to Tammy, actually! She tries to adjust her corset for one little second and BAM: two dicks in her mouth. She goes with it, you know, she's aware of the awesome magnetic field that is her chest, but she never does get to fix that corset of hers.

Further experiments show that even inanimate objects are drawn to natural knockers. Sheila Grant had a habit of eating fruit topless—it tastes better that way, try it!—until one day when the banana couldn't stand his unspeakable lust anymore. Next thing you now, Sheila's bent over with a piece of fruit in her pussy.

Chris Rolie never established a hypothesis (really, Chris, this is elementary stuff, what's the deal?) but at least we've concluded that "Natural Headlights" are far more powerful than their halogen competitors, and attract admirers with the power of...uh...let's say dark matter. Yeah, science!

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