Mary Louise Parker, Why Must You Tease Us Like This?

Damn, girl, we saw you get freaky once this whole season on "Weeds," and now you're going to parade around in some lacy, black panty number for Esquire? How could you do this to us?

Admittedly, it's not quite as revealing as your last appearance in Esquire, but it's just enough that we're going to cave in and watch the next season. Jeez. You drive a hard bargain, lady.

· Esquire (esquire.com)