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It's so nice having Jynx Maze around to help with the house work! She's good with plumbing, carpentry, opening temperamental jar lids, and sucking Tom Byron's dick. That last one is basically plumbing, too.
We really appreciate all the hard work she's put in to beautifying the house. Can you imagine this place with clogged toilets, trapped pickles, and a blue-balled Tom Byron? Disaster. Next thing you know, we'd have to take out a second mortgage.
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