Your Week in Porn: Fan Shows, Parodies, And Virgins, Oh My!

Wondering what the haps are in Porn Valley this week? Well, hold on to your hats, cause we've got an update straight from 2010 Crush Object of the Year Bobbi Starr herself.

There's a lot going on in the world of porn—and I just don't mean in my own little sphere. There are new girls entering the scene, companies making grand pronouncements and parodies to be announced. (Generic Porn Studios' "This Ain't The McLaughlin Group XXX" with Cindy Swallowsalot as Monica Crowley isn't going to make itself, after all.)

With that in mind, I present a roundup of all the X-Rated news you need to be a hit at the water cooler—if your company's sexual harassment policy is okay with this sort of thing.

Hey, did you hear? A new website opened. Oh wait, you probably DO know about it. (xbiz.com)

Axel Braun says, "Hey fuck you," to bit torrent folk. (xbiz.com)

Federal judge to Axel Braun: Not to fast. (arstechnica.com)

Porn industry to federal judge: But wait! There's more! (xbiz.com)

Enter the virtual blowjob—the bestest thing in the universe or the saddest thing in the universe? You decide. (fleshbot.com)

Seriously, you need to check this site out. Even if you do know about it. (bobbistarr.com)

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Especially if you're a car stereo shop owner from Topeka "going to CES." (avn.com)

Thank you, Evil Angel, for picking up my tab in Vegas. A shameless plug is the least I can do. (avn.com)

It's the man of Steel, not another performer named Steele. (avn.com)

American Airlines: Not only will they lose your luggage, but they're friggin' prudes too. (xbiz.com)

If anyone can find a virgin in San Francisco AND stream it live over the Internet, Kink.com can. (xbiz.com)

Personally, I'm waiting for the "Star Trek: Voyager" parody. What, am I the only one? (trekmovie.com)

Republished with permission from Bobbi Starr's website. Photo by Jeff Koga.