When You “Buy A Bride,” Isn’t She Supposed To Be Horny?

Seriously, because Tommy Gunn is acting all weird about it. He bought Angel Dark off some sketchy Eastern Bloc dating website, and now he's all upset that she's fucking everyone around him. (Yes, that's really the plot of this movie.)

Fortunately, he's already paying to keep Nikki Benz around the house as his maid, and she totally has the hots for Tommy. Mr. Gunn feels the same way, but neither of them will admit their true feelings for each other. Then the day comes when Nikki Benz "exposes Angel for the whore she is, saving Tommy from marrying the wrong woman." After this bit of slut shaming, Nikki and Tommy have sex. At least this has never been done before!

Can you really blame Angel Dark for sleeping around? Imagine being brought to sunny California for the first time ever and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by studs like Manuel Ferrara and Scott Nails. You'd go crazy! And to have Tommy Gunn talk about marriage? Ridiculous. So we're glad that Angel Dark offers her tight ass to Scott Nails, and we're even happier that he accepts the offer.

And judging by these pictures, it looks like Angel and Manuel really share a tender moment together. Maybe we're seeing things—maybe we're confusing the joy that Angel feels from Manuel's cock in her pussy and his hand on her boob for real emotions—but gosh darnit, these two are at the top of their sexual games. Let them be free and slutty together! Or at the very least, blame your male friends, Tommy Gunn, they should know better than to sleep with your woman.

At least Mick Blue has the decency to stay out of the mess and hook up with Lou Charmelle. While everyone else is busy buying females off the interwebs and getting pissed at each other, Lou is sensibly bent over an ottoman, waiting for Mick to slide his massive Austrian cock in her tight butthole. After they're done, they'll go back to see what everyone's up to, completely clueless about all the beef that's on the griddle.

The fact is, nobody should be angry at anybody else. "Buy A Bride," which streets today, shows us that everything works out for the best! Angel Dark gets to express her sexual freedom, Nikki Benz and Tommy Gunn finally confess their feelings for each other, and Haley Cummings gets fucked from behind with her foot in a urinal by an argyle sock-wearing Scott Nails. Isn't that what everyone wants?

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