Don’t Sass The “Queen Of The Jungle” When She’s Bathing

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Tanya Roberts only wants you to get naked and bathe with her in a clear, refreshing lake, and all you want to do is make snarky comments about where you bought your tie? Where are your priorities?

We realize there's probably more than a cultural barrier to overcome when courting the Queen of the Jungle, but A) she already speaks English and B) everybody knows that naked = good times. You see, we never talk at doomed characters in horror films, we only kvetch at movie characters who aren't living up to their sexiness potential.

· "Sheena: Queen of the Jungle" (1984) (imdb.com)