“The Flying Pink Pig,” Where “Fuck” Is Short For “Food Truck”

Everybody's been talking about this new food truck staffed by a bunch of pornstars. Allegedly, they drive around L.A. slinging tacos and mounting construction workers. Sounds pretty unsanitary to us. (We like it dirty!)

On February 1st, Sunny Lane is hopping in a truck with Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, and Shayla LaVeaux, and they're going to serve up hot box(ed) lunches to the starving masses of Los Angeles. Ron Jeremy and Nick Manning are plotting to get a cut of the action, but if they think they can pinch some pink pig without consequences, they've got another thing coming.

For example, Nick Manning has Sunny coming all over his cock as Nick grabs her high heels and pulls her pussy towards him. He also has Shayla doing the same thing. How does this happen? How do mortal food-mobile enemies turn into fuck buddies? Porn can be so magical.

But it's not like "The Flying Pink Pig" is all about fantasy and random, erotic escapades; this is real life. Emy Reyes takes her job very seriously, and that's why when she leaves her post, strips down to her argyle socks, and poses while the camera captures her wet, sloppy show of customer appreciation, she makes sure the bottle of Huy Fong Sriracha is in every single shot. That's how actual food trucks do it when they go out and dick down hungry patrons.

If the weather isn't accomodating, they open the kitchen to the customers—just like Nicki Hunter does! She shows a construction worker that her ability to do the splits is only slightly limited by the width of the truck, though she still has more than enough room to take a dick in her ass. You might wonder, "Why does Nicki keep her cap on during sex?" She's branding.

What's even more exciting than "The Flying Pink Pig"? The fact that this is just the first movie of a trilogy. What's even exciting-er is that the second and third movies will be penned by the illustrious Gram Ponante, who was present for the filming of "The Flying Pink Pig" and got to shoot the breeze with Erica McLean. You should definitely check out his article and, when it streets in February, we emphatically recommend you watch "The Flying Pink Pig."

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