Bring Me The Nipples Of Penelope Piper

Juicy Mexican-American beauty Penelope Piper threatens to overwhelm her boundaries, such as those of clothing and decorum, at any given moment. That is why it's so fun to watch her naked in public.

The delightful Piper, who calls her vagina her "whore" ("My whore, she ees very nice," she says) disrobed and floppily paraded around outside for the third installment of "Extreme Public Adventures."

We don't watch any of these women get railed by porn dudes in these movies. Instead, we are thrilled to watch them totter around our L.A. neighborhoods in the cold morning sunshine, mortifying passersby as the women themselves alternate between sheepish and brave, both of which are realer emotions than most we'll see in any porn movie shot indoors.

Who doesn't like a pigeon-toed, nimble, wraithlike thing or a leggy Glamazon with bolt-ons? No one. But the all-natural Piper looks glorious in the sunlight with her whore out.

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