The Bride Of Boobenstein

Even lying on a semi-grimy mattress, Julia Stegner gives off a vibe that says, "Why are you crashing my topless nightmare wedding?" We feel like checking her out, apologizing, and running to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a toaster.

That's just the kind of feeling we get from Muse magazine. What a grand publication! First Paz de la Huerta and now this? Why, it's been so hard to get our naked Paz fix since the season finale of "Boardwalk Empire."

· Julia Stegner by Daniele & Iango for Muse (fashiongonerogue.com)