Your Week In Porn: The Revenge Of Octomom

Wondering what the haps are in Porn Valley this week? Well, hold on to your hats, cause we've got an update straight from 2010 Crush Object of the Year Bobbi Starr herself.

This week: The film that no one (except Steve Hirsch) asked for: Octomom, the movie. If I could give advice to youth of today, it would be that penis enlargement kits don't work. Playboy comes to the iPad, cleaning kits for the iPad expected to meet with unprecedented demand. And much, much more.

What's new in Juliland.com: A photoset and movie with January's JGrrl, Jayden Cole (say that three times fast), Fotland sets from Angel Vain and Bridgette B. and a movieland update starring Audrey Bitoni!

Oh no she didn't - Octomom dips her toes in the porn pool. (thesuperficial.com)

Oh no she didn't 2: Electric boogaloo - now with pictures video! (tmz.com)

Penis enlargement kits don't actually work. Call Judge Judy! (thechronicleherald.ca)

"Battle Bang": Two man enter, one man bangs the hot looking chick. The other one bangs the not-as-hot girl (who dies a little inside). (xbiz.com)

Lamar Odom says he has "giant beast sex" with Khloe Kardashian. Which is funny because Khloe looks like Chewbacca. Which is also a hell of an image to get out of your head. (playboy.com)

Playboy Magazine coming to the iPad in March. Centerfolds, er, I mean articles and all. (macworld.com)

Marriott nixes X in hotel rooms. Note to self: find a hotel chain more conducive to the the Bobbi Starr lifestyle…which would be any other hotel chain. (avn.com)

A brave new market for the industry: porn for the blind. (avn.com)

Lookie, lookie: Juliland launches a certain site. Coincidentally, my site. (xbiz.com)

Porn's Dirty Dozen (not the parody). Starring moi. (cnbc.com)

And in case you haven't joined yet: BobbiStarr.com!

Republished with permission from Bobbi Starr's website.