Don’t Knock “Bi-Sex Prague” Until You … Oh Whatever

In a sunny Prague back garden, Anitta watches Tom Smith and Micky Love Boy struggle with a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Soon she can take no more and initiates a threesome. The moral? Women should build the firepit.

According to the American porn idiom, all women are bisexual. But chatboards raise their eyebrows whenever two cocks brush against each other in a woman's mouth, or wink at each other across a few centimeters of her perineum in a double penetration scene.

It is understood, then, that a "bisexual" movie involves two dudes who pleasure not only a woman but also each other, whereas two ostensibly straight guys and a woman is a DP and two women and a man is Tuesday.

I don't know why they haven't really caught on here, because a perfectly-timed bisexual scene is worthy of Olympic honors.

Regardless, it is either Micky Love Boy or Tom Smith who looks like a cross between Keith Richards and Falco (my bet is that it's Micky Love Boy) but, though Anitta flashes a lovely smile of triumph when she finishes off one of them, neither she nor Male #1 can jerk their second partner off; he must do it himself.

Back to work, gang.

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