Lucy Pinder’s Unfortunate Zipper Trouble

Can you imagine Lucy's embarrassment when she got to the scuba party and discovered that her wet suit was two sizes too small for her tits? Actually, she wasn't embarrassed. We think she may have made the purchase on purpose.

Ironically, her extra—shall we say—buoyancy keeps her afloat no matter how much the scuba gear weighs, so she thought she'd make a statement and steal the party. How dare anyone invite her to a scuba party knowing she can't scuba! Show your tits as revenge, Lucy.

· Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine (your-daily-girl.com)