Andy San Dimas: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

February 4, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

You know us Fleshbot writers: we're impatient. Since we have to wait for "Simpsons XXX: Homer and Marge's Sex Tape" and the glory that is a blue-haired Andy San Dimas, we thought we'd celebrate the Marge-to-be with Fleshbot's Friday Five.

1. Art School Girls Are Easy: Andy was a big fan of Eon McKai's work before she ever started doing porn, so she really gave it her all when she got to be in "Art School Girls Are Easy." You can literally see the joy in her eyes as she rides Danny Wylde's cock, wearing nothing but her studded belt.

2. The Bombshells: Andy isn't afraid to play a little dirty. In her scene, she voraciously slobs on Anthony Rosano's knob, nearly driving him over the edge as she balls up her wet panties and jams them in his mouth. Anthony Rosano: lucky man or luckiest man?

3. Creature Feature: Andy San Dimas is alone and defenseless in the woods! Tom Byron is a zombie! [Insert joke about "getting some brain" here.] Ha ha ha! Ah, seriously though, there are few people who can seriously fuck the re-animated corpse of a porn legend and make it look good. Andy has such a good time with Tom that her legs start quaking!

4. Belladonna's Fuck Face: Andy San Dimas enters into a face fucking competition; she challenges Charley Chase and Lexi Belle to see who can best impale themselves upon Mr. Pete's cock. Why is this not a televised sporting event? Anyhow, Andy deserves the gold medal for her utter disregard for the state of the back of her throat. It's almost too much to watch.

5. The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody: Not only is this one of the greatest porn parodies of all time, but it contains one of our favorite lesbian dream sequences of all time! The Dude's horrific dream is pornified with Andy, Kimberly Kane, Celeste Star, Jackie Daniels, and Ashley Grace all doing nasty things to each other. He even hands out sex toys at one point! We have to say, Andy San Dimas has had a rather interesting and varied career.