Where Are Your Panties, Elizabeth Cundy?

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Cundy's checklist before leaving to hit the clubs: "Wallet? Check. Thigh-revealing stockings? Check. Sparkly forearm? Check. Panties? Eh, it's not that cold out tonight, and I plan on keeping my body perfectly upright." Always anticipate being horizontal, people.

Because as much as we love looking at the edge of her pubes, we imagine that Lizzie wasn't intending to show her undercarriage to the paparazzi that night, and when you're a famous British TV presenter/WAG, there will always be paparazzi on you, waiting to see your goods. They're like the new, all-powerful merchant class or something.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)