Soon, You Can RealTouch Anything You Want

AEBN just released a Content Developer Kit that will allow programmers to encode video content for the RealTouch. That means we'll be able to simulate sex based on any movie or TV show we want! Here are some suggestions.

Because now that RealTouch has started the process of opening up their software secrets, there's no reason to limit your technologically advanced wanking to regular ol' pornography. Have you ever wished that "True Blood" would tickle your parts as you watch it? There's no reason it can't. Do you like the butter scene from "Last Tango in Paris" way, way too much? Turn your passion into programming and immerse yourself in the full Brando experience. This could be the beginning of a humanity-destroying beautiful relationship.

So while we're dying to know what movies and television shows you want to be compatible with the RealTouch—and please do let us know in the comments—we thought we'd list a few of our favorites that deserve encoding.

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Lost
Ah yes, Kate and Sawyer having sex in a cage. You could tell the minute that she smoothly slipped through her bars that something freaky was about to happen, and happen it did. It was dramatic, fatalistic, and—our favorite—in a cage. If we could, we'd use some sort of lube that smelled like sea salt and rugged, unwashed lovers. If only this AEBN had given us the ability sooner, stuff like this could've been part of the alternate reality game, "The Lost Experience." Maybe the RealTouch would clench four times, then eight times, followed by 15, 16, 23, and 42 times. Spooky numbers make for exciting stimulation!

· "Lost" (2004-2010) (imdb.com)