Porn For Straight Girls: No Incest, But Yes, This Family Is “Filthy”

As far as movies I've recommended go, this is a pretty mainstream one. It's got a ridiculous premise and the requisite blowjob/cumshot thing, but I really like all the performers in it, and the women are pretty take-charge.

"Filthy Family 2," directed by Bobby Manila, focuses on the interactions of two households. The first is that of Rayveness and Evan Stone and their two "children," Scott Lyons and Lexi Diamond. Their familial interactions appear to consist mainly of heavily innuendo-laden lunch conversations disguised as arguments. Scott and his friend Billy (Johnny Castle) get in trouble with the police, and Rayveness heads over to Billy's house to confront his dad, played by Tommy Gunn. Yeah, this is pretty absurd scenario. Aside from the fact that everyone is practically the same age and none of them look remotely related, I was sort of confused as to why this plot line was even necessary. I concluded that the movie had to have some sort of theme, for marketing reasons, and some people have neighbor-fucking fantasies and such.

Anyway, Rayveness and Tommy have hot, angry sex, obviously. I used to dislike Tommy Gunn, but now I really love watching him. I think seeing him in "Cummin' At You 3-D" freaked me out, because all those muscles exploding out of the screen at me were super intense. But in regular 2-D, he's great. These two do a really great job of subtly staying in character while they're fucking; Rayveness keeps telling Tommy how lucky his wife is.

Scott and Billy aren't allowed to hang out anymore, but classmate Chastity Lynn comes over to Scott's to blow him and make him feel better. To prove to him that she's just as fun as Billy, she lets him fuck her ass. Scott keeps on his red baseball cap, which I think is supposed to advertise his nerdiness. At the same time, Lexi Diamond heads over to Billy's to do the same for him. Really, Scott and Billy shouldn't be upset about their friendship ending when it has awesome consequences like this. Billy's hanging around with his shirt off, which I would do too if I was mourning the loss of my best friend. This makes him extra-receptive to Lexi's advances. I love, love, love Johnny Castle. I think it might partially be his name, though. Sort of like Danny Mountain. He just looks so good while he's eating Lexi Diamond out.

Evan Stone's hanging out by himself, but Lexi's friend Ally, who thinks he's totally cute, pops by to keep him company. Uh, these next two scenes are where things get a little sticky, ethically. Evan's watching porn, complaining about his family while he jacks off, and Ally is all, "Hey, can I touch your boner?" Evan doesn't seem too freaked out that this girl his daughter's "age," who's wearing neon plastic jewelry, wants to suck him off. Things get even weirder when Billy shows up to apologize to Rayveness and she makes him lick her pussy to make it up to her. I mean, these people have "children" young enough to still tell them who they can and can't be friends with. Isn't this kind of fantasy-illegal?

I like the fucking in this movie, and the performers are really great, and I'm more or less overlooking the ickier parts of the premise. I like that the women are really assertive in their roles, though (they almost always instigate the sex) and that there's tons of oral for both sexes in each scene. "Reality Junkies" is billed by Mile High Media as "Top Porn Stars In Real Life Scenarios." Just not real enough that everyone's getting arrested, I guess.

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