Euro “All Star Teens” Don’t Tease, They Just Take

Digital Playground's "All Star Teens 3" just arrived in stores, and we have to learn a bunch of new European pornstar names. Thank goodness that Choky Ice is always there. He comforts us ever so much.

And once we've had a moment to talk with Choky and meet his co-stars, we realize that we've seen them elsewhere. Like Kristy Lust, for example. We saw her tag team her husband with Cameron Ferrara in "Mom & Dad Are Fucking My Friends". Now Kristy has the chance to play dinner for two as Choky Ice and David Perry dig in. She gets spit roasted and doubly penetrated on the couch, and her expression always says, "Yeah, I've done this before." We find that comforting. Maybe this movie won't be too scary and new!

Yep, it just seems like good, ol' fashioned Eurofun with this bunch. David Perry can't keep his hands of Nataly, and he simply isn't patient enough to peel all of her fancy lingerie off. He figures as long as the tits are out and the panties are down, everything's cool. (Men. Am I right, ladies?) It's like watching a Christmas special: David barely tears the wrapping off his gift before he spreads her thighs, eats her out, and impales her with his turgid wang. Ok, so this is really nothing like a Christmas special.

Silvie Deluxe and Choky have a cute little splashfest in the tub that—as all splashfests do—leads to cunnilingus. Not content with just Choky's tongue, Ms. Deluxe rides him half-underwater, slapping the surface with her smooth, flexing ass. The sensation on Choky's balls must be spectacular. Booty-driven tsunamis? Yes, please.

So, today we learned that there's nothing to fear from the "All Star Teens" or any of the other "All Star" cast members. We should learn to trust Digital Playground's foreign exchange program, because it's given us nothing but new friends.

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Nataly and David Perry
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Bianca and Michelle
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Bianca and Michelle
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Bianca and Michelle
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Bianca and Michelle
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Kristy Lust, Choky Ice, and David Perry
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Kristy Lust, Choky Ice, and David Perry
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Kristy Lust, Choky Ice, and David Perry
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Kristy Lust, Choky Ice, and David Perry
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Kristy Lust, Choky Ice, and David Perry
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Silvie Deluxe
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Silvie Deluxe and Choky Ice
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Silvie Deluxe and Choky Ice
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Silvie Deluxe and Choky Ice
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Silvie Deluxe and Choky Ice
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Simony Diamond and Mugur
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Simony Diamond and Mugur
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Simony Diamond and Mugur
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Simony Diamond and Mugur
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Simony Diamond and Mugur
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