Inari Vachs To The Future

A big story at AVN this year was the return of Inari Vachs, who left porn after a heralded five-year run in 2002. "She's the Queen of the Sloppy Blow Job!" her handlers screeched. But we like her boobs.

2002 was like a hundred porn generations ago and, while we knew the name, we weren't aware of Vachs' standing in the porn pantheon. But we did some research, and can say that Vachs, beyond looking "well-preserved" as Tom Byron says in "Seasoned Players 15," looks damn good.

She credits her personal trainer. The 36-year-old has powerful arms that set off small, athletic breasts and thighs that could crack a fire hydrant. When Byron and Vachs adjourn for one of those sloppy blowjobs (which shouldn't be confused with "inefficient"), we weren't so impressed with the loud smacking noises and fluid emission so much as her grip; a new generation fell in love with Inari Vachs this morning.

Vachs will doubtless find much work on the MILF circuit, but we bet she can bend a stripper pole into a pretzel without too much trouble.

· Tom Byron Pictures (tombyronpictures.com)
· Buy "Seasoned Players 15" (tlavideo.com)