Aw Phuket: Giving In To “Asian Noodle Slurpers”

Sometimes we must resist the temptation to submit to the lure of a clever porn title, remembering how often we've been burned by that horrible bait-and-snatch. Still, "Asian Noddle Slurpers" really sent a good MSG.

Did it bother me that, save for the woman pretending to be a Japanese sailor/schoolgirl (we've all got to hedge our bets), all of the stars of this movie looked like Thai prostitutes? No, because Fleshbot West is in Koreatown, and we never get to see Thai prostitutes here.

"Noodles" isn't typical coy and submissive Asian porn, as the performers clearly have a history of going out and getting what they need. In fact, it's their scene partners who seem the most awkward (especially around the woman with braces, whose name happens to be Gook).

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