Alexis Texas: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

March 4, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

We're trying so hard to praise Alexis without mentioning her ass, but we can't! She's got great... talent? This is too hard. Simply put: Alexis Texas is more bounce for the ounce. That's why she deserves this little tribute.

1. Bubble Butt Babysitters: You see? We have to mention that booty immediately. In her scene with Jack Lawrence, Alexis changes out of her ridiculously tiny cutoff jeans and puts on a French maid outfit before giving her boss a massage and sucking his cock like her life depends on it. She literally puts her whole body into that blowjob, and yes, that booty quakes.

2. Belladonna's Toybox: Some people might say this movie is a thinly veiled attempt to get people to buy swag from Belladonna's toy line, but we say advertising is an awesome excuse for Belladonna to fuck hot pornstars. Belladonna and Alexis whip out a bunch of different dildos and vibrators, eat each other's asses, and forge a real, lasting friendship.

3. Alexis Meets Alexis: This is, in our opinion, the scene that transformed Alexis Ford from model-turned-pornstar into a bonafide sex machine. Alexis Texas treats Ford like her suck slave and repeatedly makes her gag on Mr. Pete's cock. The chemistry between the three is insane—probably because Texas and Mr. Pete are an item—and the elder Alexis's control of the younger's throat gives this threesome a more complex power structure than most others.

4. Buttwoman Vs. Slutwoman: Lucky Michael Stefano gets to play with Kristina Rose, Gracie Glam, and Alexis Texas all at once. Even though this title implies enmity between Rose and Texas, the end of this scene has them contentedly hugging out their differences. However, to get there, they go through a fucking frenzy—they engage in some face-sitting, chains of doggie-style cunnilingus, the girls spread each other's asses for Michael's cock—and everyone gets thoroughly exhausted. All peace treaties should be brokered this way.

5. Batman XXX: A Porn Parody: Alexis's scene in this movie is perfect for a number of reasons. For one, they pretty much flawlessly imitate the meeting between Batman and the Riddler's moll, Molly, which leads to the dark knight's legendary Batusi. Secondly, Alexis fucks the bejesus out of Dale DaBone, slipping out of her go-go outfit and riding him until his thighs were ground to dust.