Foreboding Music, Nudity, And Other Anxiety Builders

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How long can a horror movie keep us tense? This woman leaves the bathroom, puts on a robe (sort of), wanders around her dark house, takes a dip in her spooky pool, more wandering, more nudity, and non-stop scary music.

How can she act so chill in that spooky house? Who just wanders around, barely clothed, from dark-ass room to dark-ass room? And it's a big house! Maybe we're too used to living in tiny apartments, but large domiciles are, in our minds, always full of poltergeist, robbers, kidnappers, rapists, monsters, demons, and other gross things. We would most certainly not waltz around nude.

· "Cassandra" (1986) (imdb.com)
· Clip via Johnny Moronic (johnnymoronic.com)