When Will Lady Gaga Skip The Panties Already?

She's been teasing us for months, nay years, with her nipslips and wet t-shirt photo shoots. We feel she's ripe for some full-frontal right about now, even if it's under the cover of sheer black fabric. So why the underwear?

Ah, Gaga, show exactly in what way you were born. Readers, how much nipple can you see under that dress? We feel like we deserve much more for our tremendous patience than the mere shade of areola we can see at the moment.

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