“Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 5”: Pulling A Train (Wreck)

March 10, 2011
GRAM-PONANTE

"I don't care about what these idiots like Shelley Lubben says," observes Jim Powers in the fifth installment of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes," "but porno is one of the only places some people can function."

Either that or be allowed to get away with-untreated-the things they do.

Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 5

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Starring: Allie Haze, Crystal Ray, Johnny Thrust, Beverly Hills, Missy Woods, Jim Powers

Review by: Gram Ponante

Powers introduces each scene, culled from nearly two decades of shooting for JM Productions, providing as much context and backstory as he can, which achieves the secondary effect of teaching the viewer some valuable porn arcana, like what a "mope" is.

(A mope is a guy who comes to gangbang, bukkake, or gokkun shoots and works for a pittance or for free.)

Among the highlights, Beverly Hills and Missy Woods, naked and sex-flushed, talking about the great time they just had. Her body still quivering, Woods is informed that J.D. Salinger just died and she refers to him as a giant in twentieth century literature. I wish he'd lived to see this.

The lowlights include the tragic tale of Crystal Ray, who relates the story of eating one of the 20 Oxycontins her suicidal father just vomited. "Pray to Jesus and He'll help you," she sobs.

"She's as smart as a pigeon," Powers says. "A nincompoop."

There are lots of tears and tense moments, all captured on film with real glee. It's the only type of porn I feel a little dirty for watching.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 5" (gamelink.com)