Your Week In Porn: A Shot Of Vivid Vodka

This week: Vivid scores one-two WTF punch with vodka and Charlie Sheen directing gig. Donald Trump reminds us all why "You're fired," is probably a blessing in disguise.

Reality show star proves that yes, there are lines they won't cross (but they don't mind publicizing it in a lawsuit).

Porn P2P lawsuits, in a somewhat apropos twist, are turning into a parody. However, the judge is not amused. (arstechnica.com)

Kansas politicians rally against porn shops, strip bars, remind us why we fly over their state. (cjonline.com)

Vivid launches vodka, industry scratches collective head…again. (See also: Vivid rims (avn.com), Vivid cosmetics (avn.com). Seriously, Vivid announced these things.) (avn.com)

A call for a more mature approach to sex in video games - as if the words "sex" and "mature" have ever gone together. (denofgeek.com)

Your week in tiger blood, winning, warlocks and because you aren't sick of it yet, though I am: Vivid offers Charlie Sheen directing gig. Makes industry scratch collective head for the second time in a week. (See also: Ray J (avn.com). Seriously, they offered him a directing gig too.) (xbiz.com)

Donald Trump crows anti-gay marriage stance, confirms he's a prick. No one surprised. (a href="http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/2011/03/03/register-exclusive-trump-says-he-would-play-in-iowa-aides-to-visit-monday/">desmoinesregister.com)

The sex tape that wasn't - reality show star Rozlyn Papa sues media outlets for misidentification in Lexington Steele's "Pole Position." (xbiz.com)

Prinzzess to appear on Maury, will search for her baby's daddy - wait, she's on for a makeover show. Maury does episodes other than paternity tests? Seriously? (avn.com)

Hef takes Playboy private, no longer legally obligated to disclose how many girlfriends he has. (Though that probably won't stop him.) (avn.com)

There might be no sex in the Champagne room, but lawsuits are ok. (consumerist.com)

What's new in Juliland.com: See March jGrrl Aiden Ashley in an all-new movie! Jayden Cole graces us with a never seen before Fotoland set!

And don't forget: BobbiStarr.com - the only source of porn you'll ever need.

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