The way we see it, the whole "death and taxes" shtick is played out. The only things we can count on in this world are breasts, butts, and the occasional bit of body modification.
"Tits, Tats, N' Ass" seems a bit like Bluebird's answer to the Burning Angel hegemony, but that doesn't mean they're going for formulaic nonsense. At heart, this is a movie with hardcore sentiments everyone can enjoy!
Unless you're squeamish, that is. We know inner-lip tattoos are pretty common, but when we see Juelz Ventura pull her lip down and reveal hers, we can't help but imagine the needle going over the soft, always wet flesh. "Lips are for sucking, not skewering!" says the button-down, conservative perv inside us. We must suppress our squeamishness; it's not polite to stare as Danny Scott busts his load all over Juelz's gums.
And besides, the sex is steamy enough to make us forget our hang-ups. Danny makes Juelz grit her teeth and spread her cheeks as his thick, throbbing cock slowly slides inside her. Andy San Dimas gives Danny Wylde dinner and a show: she shows off her tats while he rims he deeply. Paris Kennedy ups the bad-girl ante for her scene, riding Chad Alva with a studded belt and thigh-high leather boots. Ooh, studded belt...
We like bodies, we like art, we think bodies are art, and we appreciate well-done body art. If you concur with any part of that sentence, and you feel like you might want to see some jizz on a tattoo or two, you'll love "Tits, Tats, N' Ass."
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