What Color Are Your Panties, Katie Price?

And more importantly, why are you wearing them? We feel like we've been anticipating a lip slip or just plain absence of underwear for a while now.

Anyone whose claim to fame involves toplessness and the title "glamour model" has a duty to the public to show off the downstairs at least once. Even if it's unintentional. Besides, we already really like you. Why not let us love you?

· Katie Price Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)