“Senora Seductions” Isn’t Her Name, But It Might As Well Be

March 30, 2011
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Did you know that the Spanish word for Cougar is also Cougar (either that or Puma, according to Google, but that can't be right, can it)? In any case, we think aged-to-perfection Latinas is a nice new trend.

Claudia Valentine is one of those women who, when masturbating for the camera, shows you how effective her technique is by loudly sucking air between her teeth.

At the beginning of her scene with hapless employee Kris Slater in the fun vignette movie "Senora Seductions," boss Valentine can barely contain herself as she thinks of him.

"Ohh," she says. "SHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFT! Ooh. SHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFT!"

Summoning Slater to her office, she promises her underling a raise and a promotion, the details of which to be discussed after work. Cut to a strenuous and preening (Valentine is a great preener, and we would be if we looked like her, too) sex scene, after which poor Slater is told that there are no openings other than the ones he just filled.

Still: sex with your hot boss. Can't go wrong with that (until she fires you on a pretense after realizing what she's done, which is how I lost my gig at the circus).

· Bluebird Films (bluebirdfilms.com)
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