Why We Must Share Lily Labeau

March 31, 2011
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Before it all goes down, you know, on her face, vivacious Lily Labeau explains that she is about to be spoiled. "I do like penises," she says of her scene in "Massive Facials 3," "So I get ten of them."

If one of the appeals of porn's simplicity is that you can impose your own worldview on the proceedings (at least that's why I like it; I mean, "Charlie Sheem's House of Whores" didn't justify the GED I earned from Chino State Prison), it's still a disconnect sometimes when you see someone who looks so girl-next-door juicy as Labeau increasing by nine the number of penises you, personally, are comfortable with seeing.

But it really appears to get Labeau's motor running, and who am I to judge?

Anyway, Labeau prepares us for what will be a B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/G scene whilst wearing a nipply pink shirt. It's these simple things that make a "Massive Facial" such an event and, perhaps, an inevitability.

"You're dressed so cute and young," says director Sam No. "It's a little odd to hear such filthy things coming out of your mouth."

"I am an oddball," says Lily. "But I am a normal person who enjoys freaky, dirty, crazy sex. Plus I'm good at sucking dicks. [Some dicks are] just meant for my throat."

Labeau then proceeds to service a roomful of porn-standard gangbang dudes. If a few of those dicks weren't meant for her throat, statistically Labeau was still in good shape.

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