Vanessa Hudgens Is Excited To Be Here!

And we're excited to have her here as well. The girl's been getting a lot of attention lately for her various acts of slippage and/or leakage, and it's nice to see that her nipples spirits aren't down.

The eyes might be the windows to the soul, but the nipples are the windows to the boobs, and the boobs are the ornaments of the heart. So basically we're trying to establish empathy with Vanessa Hudgens through her dress.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)