Porn For Straight Girls: This House Sees A Lot Of Hot Boy Action

I knew the real estate market was in a bad way, what with the economic downturn and all, but Landon Carter is determined to sell this behemoth of a house by any means. Even if those means are blowing the prospective buyers. Luckily, homeowner Roman Heart and agent John Magnum are also on board.

"Hot Property" is a release from Falcon Studios, whose black-and-red website is full of very sturdy looking men. I love the pretty, lithe boys too, but sometimes you want to watch men with insane-looking eight packs and tattoos fuck each other. The movie revolves around the sale of this sprawling mansion, and the players involved in this scenario utilize almost every single inch of the house. An aside: I like that everyone in this has a job. I get really frustrated sometimes when I'm watching porn and it's like, two in the afternoon and people are having sex at home. Why aren't they at work? They "live" in these fancy houses. They have to do something to support themselves. Everyone in this movie is either fucking at their job, or has enough money to buy this house.

So Roman Heart wants to sell his house, and he wants to do it fast. Landon Carter is all, "No problem! Let me go pound this stake into your front lawn with my name on it." They don't have sex. Instead, Landon comes back with a photographer, Jake Steel, who is so, so, so cute. So cute. Jake, apparently, does artistic shots of male nudes in his spare time, which leads to he and Landon having lots of sex on the giant four-poster bed. No photographs are taken, unfortunately, but the scene does include one of my favorite things about gay porn: cock kissing. Lots of nuzzling and gentle biting through the underwear. I don't know why I find this so hot, but I can't be alone. This doesn't happen a lot in straight porn, although that could be because most of the time, male performers in straight porn don't wear underwear.

Rafael Alencar shows up to pack Roman's belongings, which is mostly funny because the boxes he lifts are clearly empty and he keeps making "exertion noises" at the wrong times. Roman decides that he needs to have sex with Rafael on the giant staircase once the packing is finished. Stair sex is always fun. The levels, the framing, the lighting... Also, there's a fair amount of subtle dirty talk that was a little different and totally appealing. Next, John Magnum is showing Dylan Roberts around the house in hopes that Dylan will make an offer. He takes him into the massive kitchen, which has lots of granite countertops and sleek wood. Again with the levels! I loved that all these different rooms were being used. It meant every scene was engaging in new ways. Dylan doesn't make an offer, even after the fantastic fucking, and the scene ends on John's shocked and disappointed face. Awww.

You know who does make an offer? Brad Star. Landon is so thrilled, he decides to make sure Brad is comfortable in his future home by breaking in the living room with him. Couch sex ensues! Landon is a little G.I. Joe-looking, and I don't find Brad as hot as Jake Steel, but I like couch sex. Plus, I was tickled that the storyline kind of resolved itself with that scene. There are also solo scenes, if you're into men masturbating (I'm sometimes in the mood for that), and they utilize even more of the house, namely shower and sauna. All in all, "Hot Property" was a very solid and sexy film. I was choosing between a couple of gay movies in my collection, and I basically just compared the hotness of the boys on the boxes, so those of you who are into gay porn purely for the male eye-candy can be assured that this is the one for you.

· "Hot Property" (falconstudios.com)
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