Today in blasphemous, yet inevitable, porn parodies: "A Royal Romp: The Royal Wedding XXX." If you're in the UK, you'll be able to see it on Television X on April 29 and Red Hot TV on April 30, the rest of us will have to watch it online at Television X's website. In the meantime, take a peek at the trailer above—and rejoice, because, at long last, you'll finally be able to use that "The British are coming!" joke you've been holding on to for so long.