Well Isn’t This A Spectacular Way To Die

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Lots of people joke about how cool it would be to die while having sex, but this guy actually arranges it. Even better: he drinks his poison mid-coitus, and washes it down with champagne. This is the Cadillac of suicides.

And we think the kind young woman who fucks him to death is just awesome. Not only does she help the guy depart this world in the most dignified manner possible, but she's completely cool about it. Admittedly, since we don't speak French, we're not sure what their negotiations are like, but we'd like to say we speak the international language of sex, and happily climbing on a gentleman's lap is always a good sign. How can she be cool as a cucumber and yet hot as hell? What is it about chicks who are cavalier about death that turns us on? Oh, Freud, where are you, we need you.

· "Kill Me Please" (2010) (imdb.com)