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For months now, people have been asking us when someone was going to take the abuses doled out on American flyers and turn it into a fantastic porn parody. Well, finally someone has—and since that someone is Crush Object Forever Evan Stone, it's a hilarious, amazing piece of work.
Well, at least based on what we see in the YouTube trailer. But come on, let's face it: for years, Evan Stone has managed to consistently be the most hilarious thing in almost any porn he's been in, elevating otherwise droll work into something that's, at bare minimum, watchable. So how could a TSA parody—already a promising subject—directed by Evan himself be anything less than amazing?
It's mathematically impossible. And we, on our part, are totally stoked for "TSA: Your Ass Is In Our Hands." Totally stoked. (Watch the trailer above to see for yourself.)
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For months now, people have been asking us when someone was going to take the abuses doled out on American flyers and turn it into a fantastic porn parody. Well, finally someone has—and since that someone is Crush Object Forever Evan Stone, it's a hilarious, amazing piece of work.
