The “Midnight Prowl” Identity: Cassandra Calogera Is Not Julia Stiles

It seemed, for a moment, that everything "Save The Last Dance" promised was about to come true: Julia Stiles, unhappy with un-Stilesish roles in the "Bourne" movies, had put on some pounds and climbed on the porn merry go round. But it was not to be--that's Cassandra Calogera in that bell jar.

Even the dialogue was hauntingly familiar.

"My pussy got a little sore," said Calogera on performing in the sex-with-creepy-strangers series "Midnight Prowl," "but it was OK."

How different is that from what Stiles must have said of her role in the remake of "The Omen," merely substituting "Working with Liev Schrieber was a little weird" for "My pussy got a little sore"?

"Do you like to lick asshole?" Calogera is asked in "Prowl."

"No," the 21-year-old says. (Didn't Julia Stiles say No in "10 Things I Hate About You"?)

It is hard to articulate our disappointment that Julia Stiles is not, in fact, doing porn. But we will let the Midnight Prowl website say it for us.

and when I say dirty, What I really mean is having random dudes cum on you like your were a human cum recepticle.

That said, we hope Calogera considers teaming up with Gianna the same way Stiles did with Sean Patrick Thomas.

· Midnight Prowl (midnightprowl.com)
· Julia Stiles on IMDb (imdb.com)