Mike John’s “Elastic Assholes 6”: Can You Feel It?

Full-time porn director and part-time amateur proctologist Mike Johns added another line to his list of weighty credentials this week with the release of his latest exploration into the elasticity of female nether regions: he's also proved himself to be a theoretical astrophysicist to be reckoned with. See, while you might think "Elastic Assholes 6" is just another excuse for the likes of Velicity Von, Dana DeArmond, Britney Stevens, Adrianna Nicole, Cindy Crawford, and Sarah to strut their stuff, it's really an incredibly detailed exploration of certain discrepancies in the time-space continuum which strongly suggest that certain individuals are not bound by the usual rules of post-Newtonian anal capacity as scientists have understood them these last several hundred years. (One needs only to watch Adrianna Nicole's backside swallowing Sean Michaels in his veritable entirety to understand the magnitude of this discovery.) Take that, Steven Hawking!

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· Order: "Elastic Assholes 6" (Adult DVD Empire)

· "Elastic Assholes 6" (DVD info and trailers @ julesjordanvideo.com)