Sometimes, You Just Gotta Rub One Out

And if you do, please do it in front of a camera. Just because masturbation is (generally) a solo activity doesn't mean it has to be a private one. We understand there are public decency laws, but luckily there aren't many internet decency laws.

We'd whine about not getting to see any titties, but we know, most of the time, when to keep our mouths shut and appreciate what we're being given. And what a gift it is.

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