Maxim Offers Smutty Solitude With Soledad Cescato

What peaceful lighting pours from these photos of Soledad Cescato! And yet, how we worry that those zeppelins on her chest will hurt her! Please be careful when you lie down, Soledad; maybe place a buttress on your clavicle.

You know those carnival games where you have a huge jar of jelly beans and you have to guess how many are in there? We imagine you could play that game with the weight of Soledad's breasts. The winner gets to help her support them for a day! Even if you don't win, there's something delightfully zen about meditating on those breasts, imagining their heft in your hands, transferring the weight from palm to fingertips and back. We recommend thinking about this three times a day. It's for your health!

· Soledad Cescato topless in Maxim Magazine (prettyhotandsexy.sk)